Part 3 - Rantings of a Displaced Pirate

Welcome back to the third installment of Rantings of a Displaced Pirate. The Rantings have continually tried to shed light on the modern day Pirate movement (or Pirattitude as its known to its followers) and express the thoughts of a modern day swashbuckl'r living off the Thames.

Firstly, the swashbuckl'r would like to give serious props to Jordana Hart for taking down the 'Who'd you bang poll'. She has repeatedly upped her game throughout university and the public has seemed to take notice. Congratulations but dont let it get to your head

Since the last posting and the revelation that there would indeed be a part 3 of rantings of a displaced pirate there has been much talk about the subject at hand. That of course being the phenomenon of Girls who only talk to you at bars and their underlying self-esteem issues behind it. This issue is directly related to booze and its ability to loosen and lower inhibitions. In todays society it is often common place for the male gender to approach and introduce, however, this role can be reversed in many social situations where liquor is involved. This role reversal can inevitably lead to confusion upon a second more sober introduction. Now my personal problem is that i constantly get BOD* and cant remember the things I saw or the people I did. Now this lack of memory combined with the females inability to approach for the second time can often lead to impression that I may be rude or disinterested when really I just dont remember. In fact to make it into the displaced mind of the pirate one must often do outrageous or outlandish things.

Now it's important to highlight the key message in the above ranting. Girls, if you've met a guy at a bar and he seems to ignore you the next time u see him. He's not ignoring you he just doesnt remember you. You decide which is worse.

* BOD - Black Out Drunk

Coming up...
Next week's poll.... who has the best ass in london (please post potential nominess in comment section)
PART 4 of Rantings of a Displace Pirate - The Pillage and Plunder of Saint George