The Degeneral - Thoughts on The Poll

Well Reading Week has come to an end. Now begins that mass migration of young adults back to their respective learning institutions. For those who drive, the journey can be filled with adventure and excitement, doobies and mcdonalds, traffic and poor-visibility. Students may travel great distances on their migratory route in order to reach their destination.

What this means for us? St Patty's is right around the bend and as depressing as this sounds, there are less then two months of school. After returning back to school and checking the Blog the Degeneral was quite intrigued with the 'who has the nicest pooper poll'. No poll has yet to generated so much controversy and attention. Here are the results of the 2008 Nicest Bum Competition.

Before we get started I would like to say something about the nature of this poll. Firstly, one thing to keep in mind that how many times a person may have voted for a certain individual. I know for a fact that Kruger voted for Dre at least 6 times. Secondly, all candidates should be proud and honored to be on this list. All you girls are sexy as fuck and should take this as nothing but a compliment. There was great debate put into coming up with this list and I would like to personally say that all of you (with the exclusion of dre) have exquisite behinds. With that said, lets get to it.

#1 - Rebecca "White Lips" Goldstein - 18%
From the outset, people were suggesting White Lips as a candidate for the list. A clear front runner from the very beginning. The Degeneral has encountered the White Lips on more then one occassion however I tend to be BOD during these interactions so I cannot really recall the state of her tailpiece. I guess this means I'm really do for a second look.

#2 Tara Vasev - 16%
A was quite shocked by this result. Not because of Tara, because there is no denying the pleasing nature of her rear-end but because I barely know her. I was friends with her back-in-the-day and if things have not changed since then, there is no denying that she has a well deserved position on our poll. ;)

#3 Chloe Wade - 15%
Whats better than a sweetheart with a sweet-ass? Not much and that is why C-Wade faired so well in the poll. The only good thing about her leaving you is watching her walk away

#4 Carly Gallinger - 13%
The only surprise here is that Carly did not produce more favorable results. With an ass you can open a beer with, my only regret is that this blog does not have pictures*

#4 Marissa Daniels - 13%
Tied for fourth place Marissa made a late run in the poll to reach her place in the standings. Although a very elusive individual the sheer reputation of how nice her ass is propelled her into the standings. Its a shame that she never takes it out to play.

#5 Dominique Ven... - 4%
Everyone can agree that this is quite a shocker. Dom was a favorite from the beginning to win this poll. I believe the low results are actually a sign of the notoriety her booty has. When voting, guys pass over it assuming that half of the other degenerates out there are gonna vote for her and I being a true degenerate am gonna throw my vote somewhere else.

Now obviously Dre was left out of this passage. Thats because making fun of Dre is way to easy. Like the way when he takes a shit he sits like A.C. Slater or that he wipes his ass towards his balls.

The Degeneral Signing Off



* If any of the contestants would like to send in pictures please email westernflipcup@hotmail.com