Saturday, March 8, 2008

A glimpse into the mind a of a degenerate

So Im siting here watching an episode of Room Raiders, nursing my hangover, and the Feral Child came and delivered a Club Sandwich. Ever excited I open up the standard Styrofoam container to discover that my bread had not been toasted. The fact that someone made a club without toasting the bread is boggling to the mind. Who doesn’t toast a club? I would call them retarded but after my 1st year experience in the huron cafeteria I know that retards can toast a club.

A want a girl with fake tits – maybe im just not observant but it seems that UWO has a serious lack of girls who have gone under the knife. Im sitting here, watching an episode of Room Raiders and this girl has a pair of what are clearly silicone chesticles. It made me realize that I have yet to hit a girl with artificial funbags. That has definitely be put on the top of my ‘to do’ list. Putting the pun aside, it is definitely something I’ve got to pay attention too. This makes me realize something about myself. This post, combined with the nicest ass poll, has illustrated that im not very observant.

That Club Sandwich – although not toasted – was quite delicious.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

when will the blog turn into a forum for shit talking for the tourny? i think the bracket should be uploaded.