A Bull Market

It has recently come to my attention that aside from enjoying farting, another pastime of the UWO female student body is sucking dick. I swear, it is a secret hobby of theirs...especially those hook nosed jew broads. They can eat more dick than they can swallow. Oh ya, thats another thing, these girls love to swallow. I don't know if they think this stuff is chalk full of vitamins or if they just enjoy the slimey and salty taste (don't ask me how i know what cum tastes like), but these girls love to slurp it down. I polled over 100 women on campus and the spit to swallow ratio came out at 1:9. Analysts have only predicted this ratio to increase. This means good things for the male populus as it translates to a bull market with more blowjobs, more frequently, with less of the sticky mess. 2008 should be good year for the blowjob.