Food For Thought

Contrary to popular belief girls do like farting...well not so much farting as much as what it represents. While males everywhere enjoy the wafting and subsequent deconstruction of the bio-chemical components of their flatulence, for women farting serves a far different purpose. For girls farting represents a level of comfort, an expression of self-disclosure within a relationship akin to a male revealing his inner most desires or fears.

Farting is not disgusting, its loving...so gentlemen next time your girl is mad or acting cold just heat her up with a good old-fashioned dutch oven.