Today, the highly anticipated Complex numbers were released and polls show that over 37% of the pre-drinking public feels unsatisfied with Unit 3's commitment to good times. One alcoholic mentioned that he was verbally abused on the premises and has felt uncomfortable since. Another younger student has been quoted as saying "Its F***ing Bull-Sh*t, if Unit 2 and 4 weren't also in the same general vicinity, I would never pre-game there" Strong words from a coward who wouldn't give his full name to the media. Unfortunately, this kind of slander is uncontrollable, and it seems there is no stop in sight. Whether or not these are statements or truth or just simple opinions is yet to be decided.
But there is one thing on everyone's mind at this juncture, why the fuck did isabelle raise her fuckin prices so much. who the fuck does that vacuum swinging Brazilian bitch think she is???!!! I mean seriously 25$/hour... what the fuck are you cleaning with!!! fuckin goldschlagger??!!!
It is a Dark day at the complex when she is no longer welcome due to the inflation in the house cleaning market. farewell Isabelle... farewell.
1 comment:
Re: Unit 3's lack of "commitment to good time" - negative. So what if they prefer the company of each other, marijuana, and the gang from 90210? We all have our vices. leave them be.
Re: Isabelle - Agreed. She's so hollywood - She's let the complex get to her head. but don't worry - like the other lohans and brittneys of the world, she will fall as quickly as she rose.
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