Fuck Weldon

Fuck Weldon, fuck the guy who spent time designing this ugly Fucking concrete monstrosity in the middle of campus. fuck the dude who decided there wouldn't be a heated smoking area, fuck the laptop section that gets disconnected from the internet every 30 minutes, fuck the shitty ass elevators that smell like hot garbage, fuck the guys who sit alone at a table that seats atleast five, fuck the sash wearing hall monitor wannabe's who hand out fake fuckin tickets for eating, like its a fuckin crime?!! fuck the dingy lighting, the lack of seating, and the guys who wear way too much cologne, fuck the windows that dont look outside, fuck the cement walls that are designed to look like wood, fuck the squeaky chairs, the cubicals without plugs, and the fuckin girls who are always on their cell phones. fuck the people who type so loud that everyone can hear, like hitting the space bar harder is gonna make it space faster!! fuck the guy whose earphones are on loud enough to be speakers, fuck the idiots who are on their blackberry's the whole time like their jobs are on the line, fuck the girls with their gum snapping, nails tapping, purse rattling bullshit. but most of all... FUCK YOU ... YEAH YOU ...fuck you for sitting in the library or in class or at home or on your fuckin computer taking time to read this fuckin shit.... FUCK YOU and fuck all the shit that you stand for.

PS. FUCK YOU TOM BRADY... YOU LET ME DOWN MAN

To those of you who do not go to Western, Weldon is the main campus library where the majority of students find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time during high stress work weeks or exam periods. I apologize for the profanity.