I was at the bar last night, drinking it up, having a good time, hittin on some ladies. Im talking to this one girl when she suddenly turns to me and asks : do you know my name?...Unaware of her name, I reply honestly and say no. A little dismayed, she offers me a hint. She says, "I'll give you a clue..my name starts with the letter Z". Confused as fuck, I think to myself...a 'Z'? What female name starts with the letter 'Z'?

I go through the list of names in my head and all I can come up with is the name Zelda. I think for a second that there is no way this girl is named zelda, but what other names start with a fucking 'z'? Zena? Zachary? Zev?...who knows....it must be Zelda...Triumphunt in my search for the mysterious z-name, i confidently tell this girl that her name MUST BE Zelda.







(it turns out her name was Zoey)