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welcome to the blog,
to those of you who don't read our nonsense very often i invite you to venture into the literature of 4 seriously sick fucks. This post is actually for the inexperienced reader whose knowledge of Ebonics and other social slangs isn't at par with the average douchebag dude who sits around all day coming up with new shit to post on urban dictionary as a pass time. this post is for all those times that you're sitting around listening to a bunch of friends talk, and a couple words you hear being used just don't make sense to you. Well let me explain something real quick. all words can have alternate meanings it just depends how you use it. if it sounds good enough it will be accepted as legitimate slang after a while. if it sounds fuckin stupid... people will let you know and you will quickly lose your credibility as a slang inventor. additionally, slang can get mutated and words that once sounded legit get mixed up in a mess and become something else. the intricate and convoluted use of slang is therefor a very difficult game to pick up. so here are some terms that are well recognized by many, and if you use them properly you shouldn't be surprised when people know what you're saying.

terms:
what are you up to? or whats up? where are you going? - wuts poppin, wuts good, wuts your word, wuts the flex, wut are you sayin, whats your scene, where you rollin, wuts your deal, wheres the chill, you gonna reach?

mutated versions- wuts your word becomes "chur word"... are you going out becomes "you rolling out"...
amoung others, all of those mean around the same thing, but be careful in usage cuz remember its all about credibility. just because some guy says "whats your felch?" does not mean "felch" is a legit slang.

so to those of you who understand this shit please feel free to explain this next sentence in a comment on this post

" yo my dude, wuts the dilly.... some fellas were looking for a session figured youd be down. they lookin to pick a fin or wutver you can spot 'em. so tonight we'll get belig hit rum rizzys for a bit before i get BOD and yuke all over your pad with a pouter in hand"